Pansy Award Recipients

Pansy Award Recipients

Pansy Achievement Recipients

Welcome to our Pansy Achievement Recipient page, where we honor those who have taken steps to further emasculate our nation, our culture, our society and our youth with a tyranny against free speech known as political correctness. It is here that our recipients will be honored in the year long quest to find the biggest pansy in the land. Our candidates will come from coast to coast and all walks of life. They may consist of government schools where God is banned but condoms are handed out in the lunch lines. they may be unaccountable government bureaucrats or the anti-achievement unions. We will find politicians who appease terrorists while condemning our troops or those who enable illegal aliens to obtain free healthcare, education, welfare and soon driver licenses. The fun is just beginning as we set out on our year long question to identify the biggest pansy of them all, just in time for the 2008 elections when millions of uninformed and uneducated pansies head to the voting booth where they won't have to prove their identity because that would be the nail in the coffin for the liberal agenda. Please check back often as new pansies will be added on a weekly basis.

8/25/08	Congratulations are in order for the Youth Baseball League of New Haven for their contribution to the pussification of America. Apparently little nine year old Jericho Scott is TOO GOOD to pitch to other teams and in typical liberal fashion the league wants to ban him from playing ball. Yes, more liberals dumbing down our society to the lowest common denominator. This exemplifies their punishment of success and achievement because liberals are inherently failures. They seek to emasculate all that made America great to compensate for their weakness. This is the change that B. Hussein Obama wants for America and this is the change that has made The Youth Baseball League of New Haven the latest Golden Pansy Achievement winner.

8/15/08	Wow, we may have stumbled upon the biggest pansy yet! Given the millions of seditious liberals in our midst there is certainly no shortage of dumb, uninformed and emasculated Americans but arguably one may come out on top as the biggest pansy of 2008. Certainly we will hold off on our final judgment until the much anticipated Golden Pansy Awards but I have got to say that Tim Castleman may have taken the bar to an entirely new level. Of course you are probably wondering who in the heck is Tim Castleman. Well let's say that when it comes to being unAmerican he ranks right up there with Obama, Osama and the rest of the Nancy Pelosi liberals. He is the founder of a group called Drive55.org that wants the government to take away more of our rights. This time it would be the right to freedom on the highways where his group is demanding a speed limit of no greater than 55. First, we tried this once and it was the biggest failure in history (well aside from Jimmy Carter). This unconstitutional government mandate made more criminals than anything since the failed attempts at prohibition. Of course this group claims that lowering the speed will save lives which is a lie. You see, liberals like to play on emotions because the facts get in the way of their fiction. The fact is that auto fatalities have fallen from 1.69 to 1.37 per million miles traveled. This despite people driving faster than at any point in history. Of course liberals claim that gas mileage will improve but as much as 50%. Again, this is a lie. Gas mileage varies by vehicle and there is no one speed that optimizes results. Perhaps drivers should just focus on keeping their tires inflated. Like many liberal idiots, this groups proposition is based on the global warming hoax which anyone with an ounce of intelligence knows is just that. If you don't believe me, check out the pansy weather forecast page where again facts are used to expose liberals and their flawed logic. So this month we are going to reward Drive55.org with the Pansy Certificate of Achievement for their efforts to undermine America, Americans and our rights to freedom and liberty. This group is taking steps to give an unaccountable government more control of the nanny state without giving any thoughts to what is best for America. A real American solution to our energy crisis is to drill here and drill now. It is to take oil as payment for liberating Iraq. It is to unilaterally go and take whatever the hell we want from rogue nations such as Iran or Venezuela. It is to drill in ANWR and off the coasts. It is to eliminate the gas tax. There are many solutions but the one that won't work is to lower the speed limit resulting in unjust enrichment of our government. Congratulations to Tim Castleman and his fellow fascists who support the seditious proposition of lowering the speed limit as prove positive that the emasculation of America continues.

6/28/2008	The City of Beachwood, Ohio, Parks & Rec Department is to be commended on perhaps lowering the bar on emasculation to a new low! They have been awarded the latest Golden Pansy Certificate of Achievement for banning an All Star baseball game becaue it would show that some kids are better than others. Sadly, this has become the mantra of liberal America whose ambition and agenda is nothing more than coddling the meak and meager. This is the ideology that has destroyed our schools and created an entire dependency class based upon victimology. Kids need to learn that there are winners and losers, as that is a fact of life. Competition is what made our nation great, complacency and dependency is what is destroying us. But then again, this is part of the master plan designed by liberals to destroy capitalism, economic independence and individual liberty. As it stands now this pansy award recipient is the odds on favorite to win a one way ticket to Caracas where they may find the political climate a little more to their liking.

5/22/2008	The Democrats have found the solution to high gas prices! Yippee, leave it to a Democrat to come with such meaningless ideas as suing OPEC and raising the taxes on Big Oil. Pennsylvania Democrat (of course) Paul Kanjorski has now put forth HR 5800 that will create a Windfall Profits Boards. Yes, more government to tell companies just what is and is not an acceptable profit. To call this guy an absolute moron is an understatement on the level of calling Islamic fascists misunderstood. Here we have an elected official who is supposed to be looking out for his constituents doing everything in his power to drive prices up further. The fact remains that Big Oil makes less than ten cents profit on each gallon of gas sold. Sure, they put up some big profit numbers but if Democrats and their idiot constituents would learn the difference between profits and profit margins they would quickly realize that Big Oil earns profits that are often in the single digits, far less than the typical ethanol factory being subsidized with Democrat corporate welfare checks. Our imperial federal government, on the other hand, makes about 18 cents profit per gallon for doing absolutely nothing but sitting on their pompous asses. When state and local taxes are added in, this thievery rises to sixty, seventy and in the case of Obama land, eighty cents per gallon. Will the real crooks please stand up! Just why Big Oil doesn’t point out how our government is raping their own citizens at the pumps is beyond me. For acting like a complete and utter Marxist who has no regard for the future of America, cares nothing of the plight of the average American and for just being an arrogant SOB, this weeks Pansy Achievement Award is going to Rep. Kanjorski for HR 5800 which appears to have been pilfered from the Communist Manifesto.

3/28/08	Congratulations to government educator Lana Snellgrove who is the latest recipient of the Pansy Achievement Award! Mrs. Snellgrove was having her class write a persuasive paper and one of her students wanted to use the FairTax book for his topic. This government educator who probably knows absolutely nothing about economics took it upon her self to deny the request on the premise that one of the co-authors lacked credibility. Of course, this book was written by Neal Boortz and Congressman John Linder, the latter being the sponsor of HB 25, the FairTax Act. Certainly there is no lack of credibility behind this powerful duo or the facts presented in the FairTax book that are backed up by numerous world renowned economists. As is so typical in our government schools, the liberal elitists think that they know what is best for everyone. In this particular case the teacher suggested an article out of the Treason Times, one of the most biased, un-American news outlets in the land. This is the state of our nation today, where our pupils are marched into government schools to be indoctrinated by teachers whose views are more aligned with Marx, Lenin and Mao than Washington, Jefferson or Reagan. Congratulations are in order for yet another government employee who will be entered in our competition for a one way ticket to Caracas where they may find the political climate a little more to their liking.

3/12/08	I am going to sum up the problem with liberals in one word: Skittles. Yes, Skittles as in the candy. Apparently possession of Skittles in the New Haven, Connecticut, government schools is on par with crack cocaine as possession of either result in suspension. Apparently in the eyes of a liberal it’s perfectly acceptable to go spend four grand a night on a hooker but you get kicked out of school for spending a buck on candy? No wonder our schools are such an abomination! The victim in this case is Michael Sheridan, who was caught red handed purchasing a bag of Skittles from another student. He was remanded to the principal’s office where he was stripped of his title as class Vice President and suspended from school. The instigator in this atrocity is Principal Eleanor Turner who found fit to violate the rights of Michael Sheridan under the guise of a government “wellness” policy that banned candy and junk food sales in the New Haven School District. Mind you, this is the SAME government school district that approved a plan to give middle and high school students access to condoms. You know anything to keep the children safe. How much do you want to wager that Turner is a Democrat who is probably part of the Obama kool aid crowd. This story sums up EXACTLY what is wrong with the heinous bureaucracy affectionately referred to as the government school monopoly. Across this nation we have administrators who have adopting ridiculous zero tolerance policies where honors students are suspended for possessing aspirin. These are the folks who assail prayer in school, bibles in the classroom and God in the pledge, but think nothing of educators espousing the anti-American ideals of Karl Marx as they rape the minds of our youth in government indoctrination centers across the fruited plain. Our kids can’t play tag, can’t play dodge ball and can’t even cast a casual gaze at the opposite sex. They spend more time being brainwashed to embrace same sex marriage, multiculturalism and revisionist history than learning the three R’s. It is for these very reasons that our nation will only find salvation for our youth when we see fit to systematically dismantle the government school monopoly. As suggested in my book “Dodgeball” we must create competition amongst all schools in order to force accountability. We need to create an environment in which we can destroy the teachers unions who are primarily responsible for undermining education in America. As you may have guessed, Principal Eleanor Turner is our latest recipient of the Golden Pansy Award. Her certificate is in the mail and she is entered into our upcoming awards ceremony and will likely be a leading candidate for the Pansy of the Year which will garner her some awesome swag including a one way ticket to Caracas where she may find the political climate a little more to her liking!

2/15/08	Congratulations to the City of Chicago for becoming the latest pansy. Don't get me wrong, Chicago is one of those typical northern cities that is owned and operated by liberals, so the list of pansy behavior is quite extensive. After all, isn't the liberals who have bankrupted that city and forced business to move elsewhere due to confiscatory taxation. Well this time, they have found fit to ban plastic bags. Yes, didn't you know that plastic bags are not only harmful for the environment but they can be used to package drugs. Of course, criminals being the law abiding bunch that they are will just cease to use plastic and will switch to costlier paper products which, by the way, can also be used to package drugs. Isn't it amazing how stupid liberals really are!

1/31/08	Perhaps no place in America embodies the anti-freedom, anti-liberty sentiment held by liberals more than Berkeley, California where America, our culture, our freedom and everything that made America great is viewed with disdain, disgust and hatred. This become quite transparent Tuesday night when the Berkeley City Council voted 6-3 to tell the Marines that its Shattuck Avenue recruiting station "is not welcome in the city, and if recruiters choose to stay, they do so as uninvited and unwelcome intruders." As if this seditious action wasn’t egregious enough, especially in a time of war, the council went a step further and officially encouraged the anti-American women's group Code Pink to impede the work of the Marines in the city by protesting in front of the station. Once again, we are seeing that liberals only support freedom if it comes on their terms and when it supports their agenda of undermining the real America. In further proving this point, Mayor Tom Bates said, "I believe in the Code Pink cause. The Marines don't belong here, they shouldn't have come here, and they should leave.” Fine, the mayor supports a communist oriented organization and doesn’t like the marines but that does not give him a license to force those defending our nation out of the city. Perhaps some day soon Berkeley will be attacked, maybe by the very terrorists that they so adore. Wouldn’t it be nice to see the military not offer to help? Yes, let’s see how these panty waste liberals react when they become the victims of our enemies who could care less about their political leanings, which is something that liberals still fail to understand. Until then, let it suffice to say that the liberals that control the Berkeley City Council are a bunch of pansies and for that they become the latest recipients of the Golden Pansy Achievement Award and are qualified for the ultimate prize of a one way ticket to Caracas to meet with the liberal icon Hugo Chavez who shares as much disdain for America and freedom as they.

1/15/08	Congratulations to Principal Marc D'Amico who is the principal of the Glenville government school in Greenwich which is a town in the Peoples Republic of Connecticut in the socialist nation of New England. Mr. D'Amico has the unique distinction of being awarded a Pansy Achievement Award for his outlawing desserts in the government school cafeteria. Apparently he feels that it is the governments responsibility to play food nazi while indoctrinating our youth into the concepts of collectivism.

1/1/08	I know I've said that Pansy Awards are limited to domestic liberals, but I am having a hard time starting the new year without taking notice of Switzerland's effort to outlaw skiing in excess of 19 miles per hour. In a move reminiscent of something one would expect in some liberal outpost like San Francisco, the Swiss are installing radar detectors to clock skiers for tackling the slopes at speeds in excess of granny in her walker. This type of nanny state government is the embodiment of the Pansy state and hence I feel compelled to add the Swiss as this week's Pansy Award Recipient.

12/23/07	Gavin Newsome, the galavanting mayor of San Francisco who has a penchant for nailing his best friend's wife gets this weeks Pansy Award for his calls to ban sugary drinks. He's already established himself as quite the pansy with previous bans on plastic bags and his assault on real marriage. My guess is he'll receive several more awards in the months to come, which see to arrive whenever he opens is anti-American mouth.

12/15/07	David Hazinski, former mainstream media liberal hack, now wants the government to regulate citizen media. I guess this is par for the course with liberals who can't compete in the arena of ideals, so they just have the government censor everyone with whom they disagree. For his stand against freedom of speech, Hazinski is this weeks Pansy Award Recipient.

12/7/07	Jon Corzine receives Pansy of the Week for his role in banning the death penalty in New Jersey. It's bad enough that liberals coddle criminals, but to take away a viable deterrent to crime ranks right up with liberals donning burquas to break bread with terrorists or handing out prayer mats at Club Gitmo. Bottom line, if you commit a crime that results in the death of another, then you deserve to die. We need to stop wasting tax dollars on giving murderers three squares a day, cable TV and weightrooms when there are meaningful things we could do with our tax dollars, like winning the war on terror or building a wall to seal out the gate crashing illegals.

11/29/07	Congratulations to Dr. Patricia Telles or Irvin (she can't seem to make up her mind) on being the latest recipient of the Pansy Achievement Award for your efforts to further emasculate our society in the name of that insidious tyranny of political correctness. For those of you just checking in, Telles or Irvin wrote a letter to the student body that seemingly expresses that there are limitations on free speech after a group of students handed out fliers for a screening of "Obsession" to be followed by a quite appropriate forum entitled "Why Radical Islam Wants You Dead". Perhaps Telles or Irvin doesn't realize that radical Islam wants all of us dead, including do good liberals such as herself. Then again, she also doesn't understand that the right to free speech is just that, despite appearing to be an endangered species in academia. My guess is her response would not have been the same had the forum been entitled "Evil White Males" or "How to Bash Christianity" because in the eyes of liberals, free speech has no bounds when it comces to their un-American agenda of big government Marxist policy and ideology.

11/24/07	Congratulations to our latest Pansy of the Week, the Bay Area Air Quality Management District which is giving consideration to banning fireplaces. While they may not have actually outlawed the fireplaces yet, even giving consideration to something so pathetically stupid warrants recognition of being an emasculated pansy. Once again, we have yet another I told you so moment, as these global warming fanatics will stop at nothing until they have brainwashed our entire idiocracy under the auspices of saving the earth. First off, there is no global warming. Sure, there was until the earth cooled down and the hurricanes stayed away; then it became climate change. Well guess what, the earth has changed for millions of years. It’s hot, then it’s cold, it’s rainy, then it’s dry. The climate is also changing on Mars and Pluto, does that mean that the Bay Area environazis want to ban fireplaces there, too? This is something that likely won’t make the news because even the liberals that run our biased media know that real Americans would be shocked and appalled by such a blatant abuse of tax payer dollars to warrant even consideration of this idea. Let me be the first to warn you that it won’t stop here, either. They will move on to grilles, campfires, candles, matches and even rubbing two sticks together because that all creates global warming in their eyes. Sure, they’ll over look Al Gore and the Hollywood elite circling the globe in leer jets, or the massive waste of heating oil consumed by the liberal elitists in the northeast, but when it comes to you and I, we just don’t know how to fend for ourselves. The Air Quality District has even gone so far as to launch a “Spare the Air” campaign while they debate this issue. Yes, they are asking people to voluntarily give up their fires on cold winter nights because that Duraflame may harm the atmosphere. What do they think all those smokestacks in Hayward or Fremont do? These are the exact same idiots who will eventually put Hildabitch or some other anti-freedom liberal in the White House. It’s time to wake up and let America know what’s behind this insidious agenda of anti-American liberalism run amok.

11/15/07	Seattle Government Schools have been recognized with a Pansy Achievement Award for fostering "sensitivity" about the cruel holiday best known as Thanksgiving. In a letter to staff, this government indoctrination organization advised “Thanksgiving is a time of mourning, of remembering how a gift of generosity was rewarded by theft of land and seed corn, extermination of many from disease and gun, and near total destruction of many more from forced assimilation. As currently celebrated in this country, “Thanksgiving” is a bitter reminder of 500 years of betrayal returned for friendship.” Isn't that funny, Americans with common sense recognize Thanksgiving as a day to celebrate, give thanks, eat lots of turkey and watch lots of football.