Pansy Award Recipients

Pansy Award Recipients

Pansy Achievement Recipients

Welcome to our Pansy Achievement Recipient page, where we honor those who have taken steps to further emasculate our nation, our culture, our society and our youth with a tyranny against free speech known as political correctness. It is here that our recipients will be honored in the year long quest to find the biggest pansy in the land. Our candidates will come from coast to coast and all walks of life. They may consist of government schools where God is banned but condoms are handed out in the lunch lines. they may be unaccountable government bureaucrats or the anti-achievement unions. We will find politicians who appease terrorists while condemning our troops or those who enable illegal aliens to obtain free healthcare, education, welfare and soon driver licenses. The fun is just beginning as we set out on our year long question to identify the biggest pansy of them all, just in time for the 2008 elections when millions of uninformed and uneducated pansies head to the voting booth where they won't have to prove their identity because that would be the nail in the coffin for the liberal agenda. Please check back often as new pansies will be added on a weekly basis.

2/12/2010	I've been remiss of late, but that's the price I pay for trying to put food on the table. I know that pansies abound but quite honestly a staff of 1000 couldn't keep up with the sheer number of them inside the beltway. Today I was going to award the NY Times for their story on the massive snowfall being the direct result of global warming but then I came across this e-mail to Neal Boortz that I couldn't resist: you rail against government intrusion into our lives. you would still be a small town lawyer if the FCC did not exist - frequency management and disribution of frequencies makes all electronic communication in the UNITED STATES possible - you never acknowledge that the government does most things right - if the gov can manage frequency distribution ALMOST ERROR FREE - surely the gov can manage anything (read health care) the damn republicans hide their faces and ashamedly say YES to. i know you will not reply to this! The guy's name is Lee Downs and he surely is a pansy because only a pansy could put this type of blind faith in the government which continues to run NOTHING right....Congrats Mr. Downs. You will soon be receiving a Pansy Certificate of Achievement AND will be entered into our drawing for a one way ticket to you choice of Tehran or Caracas where you can live in peace with your fellow government thugs.

10/9/2009	As a consolation prize for failing to land the 2016 Olympic Games, Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. I guess his apologies to the world on behalf of the emasculated Americans who elected him (with a little help from ACORN) were heartfelt and apparently graciously accepted. While the mainstream media is all giddy about this nonsensical award, it’s important to put this into context. If you recall, Al Gore won this same award for his bogus claims of global warming; Kofi Annan won as the result of his food for oil scam. As if this isn’t embarrassing enough, recall that Jimmy Carter, the single worst president in the history of America (until today) won this award in 2002. I’m not quite sure where to start, but I guess we can begin with qualifications. The nomination for this award were due 11 days after the Chosen One took office. I don't really recall him doing much of anything during those eleven days, other than propose a smorgasboard of nanny state welfare programs to bankrupt our nation. We certainly know that he did nothing before he was elected, other than prance around amidst the downtrodden crack addicts, pimps and ho’s on Chicago’s South Side, pretending to be one of them; at least when he wasn’t hanging out in the living room of terrorist Bill Ayers or the pews at Jeremiah Wright’s church. So for a guy who lacks the credentials to be so much as a school crossing guard, what did he do to earn this Nobel Peace Prize? He has coddled terrorists and criminals alike. He bows at the altar of big government being the solution to all while worshipping the ground that illegal aliens walk on, especially on Election Day. He has spoken of meeting with Iranian thug Mahmoud Ahmedinejad without precondition and while Iran is building nukes, he seeks to disarm America and Europe. He spent our tax dollars to travel the world, emitting untold amounts of carbon into the atmosphere, to say he was sorry for the greatness of America and our people. He speaks of one world, apparently run by the United Nations, where everyone gets to share the wealth of those who actually work for it. This isn’t worth of a peace prize, but rather a surrender prize. In fact, it is worth of this week’s Golden Pansy Award. To stand before the world and to apologize for economic freedom and individual liberty is not only wrong, it is down right un-American. To not extol the virtues of self reliance and rugged individualism, the key characteristics of our forefathers who made this country great is unconscionable. Aside from his blatant lack of qualifications to receive any award, the bigger issue is the reason why his fellow nanny state elitist liberals bestowed this upon him. It’s time that we, as real Americans, wake up and take this country back one voter at a time before it is forever ruined by the Obama, Pelosi, Reid axis of evil.

8/5/2009	Steny Hoyer, yet another liberal, got his ass handed to him in a town hall meeting. An onlooker asked how it is possible to ram through a healthcare program in three weeks when it took the Chosen One six months to pick out puppy for his kids! Maybe we need to add a page for patriots to counter balance our pansies because the guy who posed this question is a true patriot.

8/3/2009	Kudos to Chuckie Schumer and his cash for clunkers program that is allowing Americans to trade in their old gas guzzling domestic autos for cars made in other countries. This isn't stimulus, it is idiocy! But then again what would you exptect from a Democrat from New York who is pushing to expand this program. How about a cash for Congress program where we can turn in an idiot from inside the beltway for a pet rock that will be infinitely more effective at leading than our current Congress!

7/31/2009	The entire Democrat party and anyone with any other party who are supporting the insidious proposition of socialized medicine, which as failed in every corner of the globe. Let's get it straight, government does absolutely nothing right. They are completely incompetent in everything they attempt to achieve because government, in particular liberals, is comprised of elitists who have accomplished nothing in their life.

6/26/2009	Eight Republicans have joined the ranks of the anti-capitalists that seek to undermine America by voting for the Cap and Crap Bill. This bill will be the single largest tax increase in history. More than 1000 pages long, not one single member of Congress read what has aptly been described as "A Piece of Shit". The members of the GOP who voted for this bill are:Mary Bono Mack (Calif.), Mike Castle, Mark Steven Kirk (Ill.), Leonard Lance (NJ), Frank LoBiondo (NJ), John McHugh (NY), Dave Reichert (Washington), Chris Smith (NJ). As real Americans, it is incumbent upon us to see that these eight, as well as every single Democrat that voted for this anti-American legislation are removed from office in 2010.

4/3/2009	In the latest act of being a pansy, the Iowa Supreme Court has usurped the will of the people to say that Neil can marry Bob. When are these left wing moonbats going to get it through their head that gay marriage undermines the sanctity of the concept of one man and one woman. Look, if you want to be gay, go be gay but keep your stupid agenda out of the courts. If you think the public supports you, put it on the ballot and we'll see. The real problem with the entire concept is the flawed logic that somehow gays are being discriminated against which couldn't be further from the truth. Look, if I could marry a guy but some other guy couldn't marry a guy then there would be discrimination but that just ain't the case. The real problem is that this type of ruling sets the precedent for incestuous marriage, marriage to dogs, pedophiles marrying prey and any other type of deviant behavior being condoned. So for now, the Iowa Supremes will just have to be satisfied as this weeks winner of the Golden Pansy Award.

1/20/2009	Mason School District officials are taking steps to silence free speech, a direct assault on the First Amendment Rights that made our country great. Apparently there are a number of students who are not happy that media selection B. Hussein Obama is going to be coronated as President for life (more on that in a minute). District Superintendent Kevin Bright said in an email to parents that "Inappropriate comments that may make other students, staff or families feel unwelcome or uncomfortable in school or on the bus will not be tolerated.” Let’s give this some thought. If a student complained that another was belittling Obama, they would likely get in trouble. What if they were to call George Bush a war criminal? The truth is, this is part of the liberal template to silence critics of the messiah who most certainly will prove to be a failure. So just who gets the final say on exactly what is an unwelcome comment? I think that an Obama 08 bumper sticker is unwelcome, as is any attire that depicts the messiah. Any comment about more government, more unionization, government healthcare, government schools, banning of guns or free speech, anti-hunting, pro criminal, drive through abortion clinics or gay marriage are all unwelcome. So will children who utter these un-American concepts be punished? School officials are demanding that students give the incoming administration all due respect. I say let’s do just that. Let’s give the Obama administration all the respect that liberals gave George W. Bush over the past eight years. Remember, turnabout is fair play. I wonder if the schools share this same heightened concern during the campaign when the mainstream media covered up every association of the chosen one. Were children in the school advised that Obama’s first political mentor was Franklin Davis Marshall, an member of Communist Party USA? Were they shown videos of Reverend Wright, an anti-American, Jew hating bigot whose church Obama attended for twenty years. Do the children in the Mason government indoctrination centers realize that Obama began his political career in the living room of Bill Ayers, an unrepentant terrorist? Most certainly the school is doing everything in their power to limit the message that smart kids, such as those who get their news from unbiased talk radio can deliver. This is an attempt to punish the children of achievers, who will likely become achievers themselves. Back to the President for life. If you haven’t heard, there is a move in the House of Representatives to repeal the 22nd Amendment which places term limits on the presidency. Yes, before the messiah can even walk across the water of the Potomac to his coronation his disciples are calling for a lifetime appointment. If you haven’t read the Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, take the time now. History can provide valuable insight into the future. Perhaps this would a good assignment for the kids in the Mason government schools. Then again, I wonder how many Obama supporters can actually read? Remember, if only the literate were allowed to vote, we would have had a far different turnout in the last election.

11/23/2008	Wow, I’ve to say that this is a new first! Co-winners of this weeks Golden Pansy Award. I guess this shouldn’t be a surprise as the coming of the holidays always seems to bring the pansies out of the closet. First up are the Claremont, California, government schools which have banned an annual celebration in which grade schoolers dress up as pilgrims and Indians. This blatant affront to free speech was apparently driven by one elitist parent, Michelle Raheja, who called this four decade old school tradition “demeaning”. Raheja just so happens to be an English professor (imagine my surprise) at a government college where she has unfettered access to spew this kind if hatred and vitriol against free speech around on the taxpayer dime. Superintendent David Cash caved in to this nonsense when he should have simply told this bimbo to take a hike and told the kids to come in full garb. To any readers who children attend schools in this district please do us all a favor and have your children show up in full pilgrim and Indian garb to make a point to parents that don’t respect freedom of speech that their opinion is a minority one that just does not matter. Next up is Florida Gulf Coast University who gets the Golden Pansy Award for their outright ban on all holiday decorations on campus. While I would like to give them credit for not limiting their ban to Judeo-Christian displays, which is typically the case in academia, the reality is that this ban is designed to appease Muslims. University President Wilson Bradshaw wrote in a memo to faculty that “Public institutions, including FGCU, often struggle with how to best observe the season on ways that honor and respect all traditions. This is a challenging issue each year at FGCU, and 2008 is no exception.” Actually this is not a challenging issue at all. It is actually as simple as saying, Merry Christmas, as that is what the vast majority of Americans celebrate. Certainly, the university can welcome other displays for other holiday celebrations, but to undermine the fabric of our American culture is not only an absurd miscarriage of justice in the name of political corrections but this assault on free speech and expression is tantamount to sedition! As the holiday season approaches, we should expect more and more of these egregious examples of political correctness run amok, which is precisely why we must make these Marxist oriented assaults on free speech a crime. It is high time that anyone committing a felony of political correctness be charged with high crimes and misdemeanors and sent to prison for no less than 10 years. As a society, we must lash out against anyone who seeks to undermine our individual freedoms and liberties, in particular if they are guilty of political correctness. We must punish those who seek to take away our right to celebrate and we must encourage our children, whose minds are being raped in government academia, to rise up against these transgressions by liberal elitists. For now, let it suffice to say that the Claremont government indoctrination center and FGCU is the latest recipients of the Golden Pansy Award for their contributing to the emasculation of a future generation. They should be embarrassed, ashamed and utterly disgusted with their anti-American, anti-freedom, scroogesque behavior that can no longer be tolerated in a society that prides itself on freedom of speech and expression.

11/5/2008	Congratulations to our first ever nomination of multiple pansies! Now numbering in the tens of millions are the young, the dumb and the uninformed who just elected B. Hussein Obama as their president of what we can no describe as nothing short of an Obamination. Forget his Marxist leanings, racist pastors and unrepentent terrorist pals. Forget his mobster neighbor and fellow Chicago thug politicians. Forget his wife who has never been proud of her country or his aunt who is here illegally. The media looked over this, so why shouldn't you. But please take solace in your place in history as this weeks recipients of the Golden Pansy Achievement Award.

10/20/2008	While we really focus on limiting our awards to domestic pansies, I guess it truly wouldn't be a real compilation of pansies without adding some Euroweenies. We have finally achieved this goal by giving the people of France this weeks Pansy of the Week Achievement Award as the result of a recent survey from that country that reflected 64% of the population favoring Barack Obama to be president. I guess the French don't realize that if it weren't for our great nation they would be speaking German today and if Obama becomes president, it is all but certain that their national language will soon be Arabic. Congratulations on taking emasculation of an entire nation to a whole new level.

9/12/08	Always on the alert, the Pansy Patrol has found their way to Hilton Head, S.C., where a 4th grader was suspended for being in possession of a pencil sharpener. Apparently pencil sharpeners contain razor blades which is against the district’s zero tolerance police. Sure, pass out condoms in the lunch line and permit socialist government teachers to rape the minds of our youth but heaven forbid a child try to sharpen their pencil. The punishment for this crime is a two day suspension with additional penalties being considered by the school board. According to district spokesman Randy Wall, speaking on behalf of Hilton Head Island International Baccalaureate Elementary School, the district is stuck in a precarious situation between their zero tolerance of having weapons at school and common sense. No, sir, you are stuck between having no common sense and complete idiocy. For this, the school is being recognized as the latest recipient of the Golden Pansy Award.

8/25/08	Congratulations are in order for the Youth Baseball League of New Haven for their contribution to the pussification of America. Apparently little nine year old Jericho Scott is TOO GOOD to pitch to other teams and in typical liberal fashion the league wants to ban him from playing ball. Yes, more liberals dumbing down our society to the lowest common denominator. This exemplifies their punishment of success and achievement because liberals are inherently failures. They seek to emasculate all that made America great to compensate for their weakness. This is the change that B. Hussein Obama wants for America and this is the change that has made The Youth Baseball League of New Haven the latest Golden Pansy Achievement winner.

8/15/08	Wow, we may have stumbled upon the biggest pansy yet! Given the millions of seditious liberals in our midst there is certainly no shortage of dumb, uninformed and emasculated Americans but arguably one may come out on top as the biggest pansy of 2008. Certainly we will hold off on our final judgment until the much anticipated Golden Pansy Awards but I have got to say that Tim Castleman may have taken the bar to an entirely new level. Of course you are probably wondering who in the heck is Tim Castleman. Well let's say that when it comes to being unAmerican he ranks right up there with Obama, Osama and the rest of the Nancy Pelosi liberals. He is the founder of a group called Drive55.org that wants the government to take away more of our rights. This time it would be the right to freedom on the highways where his group is demanding a speed limit of no greater than 55. First, we tried this once and it was the biggest failure in history (well aside from Jimmy Carter). This unconstitutional government mandate made more criminals than anything since the failed attempts at prohibition. Of course this group claims that lowering the speed will save lives which is a lie. You see, liberals like to play on emotions because the facts get in the way of their fiction. The fact is that auto fatalities have fallen from 1.69 to 1.37 per million miles traveled. This despite people driving faster than at any point in history. Of course liberals claim that gas mileage will improve but as much as 50%. Again, this is a lie. Gas mileage varies by vehicle and there is no one speed that optimizes results. Perhaps drivers should just focus on keeping their tires inflated. Like many liberal idiots, this groups proposition is based on the global warming hoax which anyone with an ounce of intelligence knows is just that. If you don't believe me, check out the pansy weather forecast page where again facts are used to expose liberals and their flawed logic. So this month we are going to reward Drive55.org with the Pansy Certificate of Achievement for their efforts to undermine America, Americans and our rights to freedom and liberty. This group is taking steps to give an unaccountable government more control of the nanny state without giving any thoughts to what is best for America. A real American solution to our energy crisis is to drill here and drill now. It is to take oil as payment for liberating Iraq. It is to unilaterally go and take whatever the hell we want from rogue nations such as Iran or Venezuela. It is to drill in ANWR and off the coasts. It is to eliminate the gas tax. There are many solutions but the one that won't work is to lower the speed limit resulting in unjust enrichment of our government. Congratulations to Tim Castleman and his fellow fascists who support the seditious proposition of lowering the speed limit as prove positive that the emasculation of America continues.

6/28/2008	The City of Beachwood, Ohio, Parks & Rec Department is to be commended on perhaps lowering the bar on emasculation to a new low! They have been awarded the latest Golden Pansy Certificate of Achievement for banning an All Star baseball game becaue it would show that some kids are better than others. Sadly, this has become the mantra of liberal America whose ambition and agenda is nothing more than coddling the meak and meager. This is the ideology that has destroyed our schools and created an entire dependency class based upon victimology. Kids need to learn that there are winners and losers, as that is a fact of life. Competition is what made our nation great, complacency and dependency is what is destroying us. But then again, this is part of the master plan designed by liberals to destroy capitalism, economic independence and individual liberty. As it stands now this pansy award recipient is the odds on favorite to win a one way ticket to Caracas where they may find the political climate a little more to their liking.

5/22/2008	The Democrats have found the solution to high gas prices! Yippee, leave it to a Democrat to come with such meaningless ideas as suing OPEC and raising the taxes on Big Oil. Pennsylvania Democrat (of course) Paul Kanjorski has now put forth HR 5800 that will create a Windfall Profits Boards. Yes, more government to tell companies just what is and is not an acceptable profit. To call this guy an absolute moron is an understatement on the level of calling Islamic fascists misunderstood. Here we have an elected official who is supposed to be looking out for his constituents doing everything in his power to drive prices up further. The fact remains that Big Oil makes less than ten cents profit on each gallon of gas sold. Sure, they put up some big profit numbers but if Democrats and their idiot constituents would learn the difference between profits and profit margins they would quickly realize that Big Oil earns profits that are often in the single digits, far less than the typical ethanol factory being subsidized with Democrat corporate welfare checks. Our imperial federal government, on the other hand, makes about 18 cents profit per gallon for doing absolutely nothing but sitting on their pompous asses. When state and local taxes are added in, this thievery rises to sixty, seventy and in the case of Obama land, eighty cents per gallon. Will the real crooks please stand up! Just why Big Oil doesn’t point out how our government is raping their own citizens at the pumps is beyond me. For acting like a complete and utter Marxist who has no regard for the future of America, cares nothing of the plight of the average American and for just being an arrogant SOB, this weeks Pansy Achievement Award is going to Rep. Kanjorski for HR 5800 which appears to have been pilfered from the Communist Manifesto.

3/28/08	Congratulations to government educator Lana Snellgrove who is the latest recipient of the Pansy Achievement Award! Mrs. Snellgrove was having her class write a persuasive paper and one of her students wanted to use the FairTax book for his topic. This government educator who probably knows absolutely nothing about economics took it upon her self to deny the request on the premise that one of the co-authors lacked credibility. Of course, this book was written by Neal Boortz and Congressman John Linder, the latter being the sponsor of HB 25, the FairTax Act. Certainly there is no lack of credibility behind this powerful duo or the facts presented in the FairTax book that are backed up by numerous world renowned economists. As is so typical in our government schools, the liberal elitists think that they know what is best for everyone. In this particular case the teacher suggested an article out of the Treason Times, one of the most biased, un-American news outlets in the land. This is the state of our nation today, where our pupils are marched into government schools to be indoctrinated by teachers whose views are more aligned with Marx, Lenin and Mao than Washington, Jefferson or Reagan. Congratulations are in order for yet another government employee who will be entered in our competition for a one way ticket to Caracas where they may find the political climate a little more to their liking.

3/12/08	I am going to sum up the problem with liberals in one word: Skittles. Yes, Skittles as in the candy. Apparently possession of Skittles in the New Haven, Connecticut, government schools is on par with crack cocaine as possession of either result in suspension. Apparently in the eyes of a liberal it’s perfectly acceptable to go spend four grand a night on a hooker but you get kicked out of school for spending a buck on candy? No wonder our schools are such an abomination! The victim in this case is Michael Sheridan, who was caught red handed purchasing a bag of Skittles from another student. He was remanded to the principal’s office where he was stripped of his title as class Vice President and suspended from school. The instigator in this atrocity is Principal Eleanor Turner who found fit to violate the rights of Michael Sheridan under the guise of a government “wellness” policy that banned candy and junk food sales in the New Haven School District. Mind you, this is the SAME government school district that approved a plan to give middle and high school students access to condoms. You know anything to keep the children safe. How much do you want to wager that Turner is a Democrat who is probably part of the Obama kool aid crowd. This story sums up EXACTLY what is wrong with the heinous bureaucracy affectionately referred to as the government school monopoly. Across this nation we have administrators who have adopting ridiculous zero tolerance policies where honors students are suspended for possessing aspirin. These are the folks who assail prayer in school, bibles in the classroom and God in the pledge, but think nothing of educators espousing the anti-American ideals of Karl Marx as they rape the minds of our youth in government indoctrination centers across the fruited plain. Our kids can’t play tag, can’t play dodge ball and can’t even cast a casual gaze at the opposite sex. They spend more time being brainwashed to embrace same sex marriage, multiculturalism and revisionist history than learning the three R’s. It is for these very reasons that our nation will only find salvation for our youth when we see fit to systematically dismantle the government school monopoly. As suggested in my book “Dodgeball” we must create competition amongst all schools in order to force accountability. We need to create an environment in which we can destroy the teachers unions who are primarily responsible for undermining education in America. As you may have guessed, Principal Eleanor Turner is our latest recipient of the Golden Pansy Award. Her certificate is in the mail and she is entered into our upcoming awards ceremony and will likely be a leading candidate for the Pansy of the Year which will garner her some awesome swag including a one way ticket to Caracas where she may find the political climate a little more to her liking!

2/15/08	Congratulations to the City of Chicago for becoming the latest pansy. Don't get me wrong, Chicago is one of those typical northern cities that is owned and operated by liberals, so the list of pansy behavior is quite extensive. After all, isn't the liberals who have bankrupted that city and forced business to move elsewhere due to confiscatory taxation. Well this time, they have found fit to ban plastic bags. Yes, didn't you know that plastic bags are not only harmful for the environment but they can be used to package drugs. Of course, criminals being the law abiding bunch that they are will just cease to use plastic and will switch to costlier paper products which, by the way, can also be used to package drugs. Isn't it amazing how stupid liberals really are!

1/31/08	Perhaps no place in America embodies the anti-freedom, anti-liberty sentiment held by liberals more than Berkeley, California where America, our culture, our freedom and everything that made America great is viewed with disdain, disgust and hatred. This become quite transparent Tuesday night when the Berkeley City Council voted 6-3 to tell the Marines that its Shattuck Avenue recruiting station "is not welcome in the city, and if recruiters choose to stay, they do so as uninvited and unwelcome intruders." As if this seditious action wasn’t egregious enough, especially in a time of war, the council went a step further and officially encouraged the anti-American women's group Code Pink to impede the work of the Marines in the city by protesting in front of the station. Once again, we are seeing that liberals only support freedom if it comes on their terms and when it supports their agenda of undermining the real America. In further proving this point, Mayor Tom Bates said, "I believe in the Code Pink cause. The Marines don't belong here, they shouldn't have come here, and they should leave.” Fine, the mayor supports a communist oriented organization and doesn’t like the marines but that does not give him a license to force those defending our nation out of the city. Perhaps some day soon Berkeley will be attacked, maybe by the very terrorists that they so adore. Wouldn’t it be nice to see the military not offer to help? Yes, let’s see how these panty waste liberals react when they become the victims of our enemies who could care less about their political leanings, which is something that liberals still fail to understand. Until then, let it suffice to say that the liberals that control the Berkeley City Council are a bunch of pansies and for that they become the latest recipients of the Golden Pansy Achievement Award and are qualified for the ultimate prize of a one way ticket to Caracas to meet with the liberal icon Hugo Chavez who shares as much disdain for America and freedom as they.

1/15/08	Congratulations to Principal Marc D'Amico who is the principal of the Glenville government school in Greenwich which is a town in the Peoples Republic of Connecticut in the socialist nation of New England. Mr. D'Amico has the unique distinction of being awarded a Pansy Achievement Award for his outlawing desserts in the government school cafeteria. Apparently he feels that it is the governments responsibility to play food nazi while indoctrinating our youth into the concepts of collectivism.

1/1/08	I know I've said that Pansy Awards are limited to domestic liberals, but I am having a hard time starting the new year without taking notice of Switzerland's effort to outlaw skiing in excess of 19 miles per hour. In a move reminiscent of something one would expect in some liberal outpost like San Francisco, the Swiss are installing radar detectors to clock skiers for tackling the slopes at speeds in excess of granny in her walker. This type of nanny state government is the embodiment of the Pansy state and hence I feel compelled to add the Swiss as this week's Pansy Award Recipient.

12/23/07	Gavin Newsome, the galavanting mayor of San Francisco who has a penchant for nailing his best friend's wife gets this weeks Pansy Award for his calls to ban sugary drinks. He's already established himself as quite the pansy with previous bans on plastic bags and his assault on real marriage. My guess is he'll receive several more awards in the months to come, which see to arrive whenever he opens is anti-American mouth.

12/15/07	David Hazinski, former mainstream media liberal hack, now wants the government to regulate citizen media. I guess this is par for the course with liberals who can't compete in the arena of ideals, so they just have the government censor everyone with whom they disagree. For his stand against freedom of speech, Hazinski is this weeks Pansy Award Recipient.

12/7/07	Jon Corzine receives Pansy of the Week for his role in banning the death penalty in New Jersey. It's bad enough that liberals coddle criminals, but to take away a viable deterrent to crime ranks right up with liberals donning burquas to break bread with terrorists or handing out prayer mats at Club Gitmo. Bottom line, if you commit a crime that results in the death of another, then you deserve to die. We need to stop wasting tax dollars on giving murderers three squares a day, cable TV and weightrooms when there are meaningful things we could do with our tax dollars, like winning the war on terror or building a wall to seal out the gate crashing illegals.

11/29/07	Congratulations to Dr. Patricia Telles or Irvin (she can't seem to make up her mind) on being the latest recipient of the Pansy Achievement Award for your efforts to further emasculate our society in the name of that insidious tyranny of political correctness. For those of you just checking in, Telles or Irvin wrote a letter to the student body that seemingly expresses that there are limitations on free speech after a group of students handed out fliers for a screening of "Obsession" to be followed by a quite appropriate forum entitled "Why Radical Islam Wants You Dead". Perhaps Telles or Irvin doesn't realize that radical Islam wants all of us dead, including do good liberals such as herself. Then again, she also doesn't understand that the right to free speech is just that, despite appearing to be an endangered species in academia. My guess is her response would not have been the same had the forum been entitled "Evil White Males" or "How to Bash Christianity" because in the eyes of liberals, free speech has no bounds when it comces to their un-American agenda of big government Marxist policy and ideology.

11/24/07	Congratulations to our latest Pansy of the Week, the Bay Area Air Quality Management District which is giving consideration to banning fireplaces. While they may not have actually outlawed the fireplaces yet, even giving consideration to something so pathetically stupid warrants recognition of being an emasculated pansy. Once again, we have yet another I told you so moment, as these global warming fanatics will stop at nothing until they have brainwashed our entire idiocracy under the auspices of saving the earth. First off, there is no global warming. Sure, there was until the earth cooled down and the hurricanes stayed away; then it became climate change. Well guess what, the earth has changed for millions of years. It’s hot, then it’s cold, it’s rainy, then it’s dry. The climate is also changing on Mars and Pluto, does that mean that the Bay Area environazis want to ban fireplaces there, too? This is something that likely won’t make the news because even the liberals that run our biased media know that real Americans would be shocked and appalled by such a blatant abuse of tax payer dollars to warrant even consideration of this idea. Let me be the first to warn you that it won’t stop here, either. They will move on to grilles, campfires, candles, matches and even rubbing two sticks together because that all creates global warming in their eyes. Sure, they’ll over look Al Gore and the Hollywood elite circling the globe in leer jets, or the massive waste of heating oil consumed by the liberal elitists in the northeast, but when it comes to you and I, we just don’t know how to fend for ourselves. The Air Quality District has even gone so far as to launch a “Spare the Air” campaign while they debate this issue. Yes, they are asking people to voluntarily give up their fires on cold winter nights because that Duraflame may harm the atmosphere. What do they think all those smokestacks in Hayward or Fremont do? These are the exact same idiots who will eventually put Hildabitch or some other anti-freedom liberal in the White House. It’s time to wake up and let America know what’s behind this insidious agenda of anti-American liberalism run amok.

11/15/07	Seattle Government Schools have been recognized with a Pansy Achievement Award for fostering "sensitivity" about the cruel holiday best known as Thanksgiving. In a letter to staff, this government indoctrination organization advised “Thanksgiving is a time of mourning, of remembering how a gift of generosity was rewarded by theft of land and seed corn, extermination of many from disease and gun, and near total destruction of many more from forced assimilation. As currently celebrated in this country, “Thanksgiving” is a bitter reminder of 500 years of betrayal returned for friendship.” Isn't that funny, Americans with common sense recognize Thanksgiving as a day to celebrate, give thanks, eat lots of turkey and watch lots of football.