Change You Can Count On

Change You Can Count On

Welcome to the Golden Pansy Awards where we set the record straight! We have gone to great lengths to understand liberals and the danger they pose to our nation. It is here where we unequivocally state that political correctness is a tyranny against free speech, fostered by liberals who seek to silence political dissent. Remember, liberalism is inherently flawed logic so liberals will always lose an argument. The only way to win is to shut us up, hence their cry for the Fairness Doctrine. Join us as we march across the land in search of Pansies who use political correctness to undermine everything that America stands for. Remember, you have a choice! While you can't choose your family, you can choose whether to be a Patriot or a Pansy.

Change You Can Count On

B. Hussein Obama is the candidate of choice for the liberal, emasculated leftists in our midst. He is arguably the most fatally flawed candidate in the history of the Democrat party. His views and ideology are un-American, with many finding their roots in the Communist Manifesto. He and his allies in the Treason Times and the rest of the mainstream media like to portray anyone who disagrees with him as a racist. This should come as no surprise, as those who lack the intellectual honesty to debate issues typically resort to name calling. The fact is that most conservatives are color blind, as we view ideology as the critical characteristic in a candidate. Candidates such as Colin Powell, Condi Rice, Michael Steele or Ken Blackwell would all make wonderful presidents. These are the types of folks who love their country and their Constitution. Liberals such as Obama decry what our nation stands for and use the power of the judiciary to take away our freedoms. They currently have free speech in the crosshairs with the insidious Fairness Doctrine. After they destroy the First Amendment, they will move on to the Second, where they will try to give criminals an open season on law abiding citizens. It's time that Americans wake up and realize that the most dangerous candidate in the history of the Republic is on the brink of landing in the White House.

Should Barack Obama become president, he has promised change but has failed to tell you what that change will be. We here at the Golden Pansy Awards have been studying the disease of liberalism long enough to understand what is coming down the pike. You will lose your right to free speech. Dissenting viewpoints will no longer be tolerated and conservatives will be branded and harrassed by the government. You will lose your right to defend your loved ones from criminals when liberals take away your right to bear arms. Of course this won't apply to criminals who will always have guns that will be used to kill and maim the innocent hard working general public. Your schools will continue to be an abomination under the thumb of an anti-children government monopoly. Your national security will be gutted when defense funds are redirected to the entitlementalist class. The price of food will double as liberals take corn out of the food supply to make inefficient fuels such as ethanol. Gas will hit $9.99 per gallon as liberals such as Obama refuse to gain oil independence despite our having the greatest unexplored oil reserves in the world! We will remain dependent on nations who hate us but who our new anti-American president seeks to have a dialogue with. The fact is that our nation will be in the worst shape since the days of Jimmy Carter if we are unlucky enough to be under the leadership of an inevitable failure of epic proportions. No, this has nothing to do with race and everything to do with a lack of character, veracity and economic understanding. Oh, did I mention that our health care will be destroyed as the government legalizes 12 million criminals while rationing medicine for the rest of us?

Ten Things We Can Do to Save America

1) Ban the Fairness Doctrine and Make Acts of Political Correctness a Crime. 2) Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less 3) Create Tuition Tax Vouchers that go to all parents whereby educational dollars follow students not schools. 4) Build the Fence and turn on the juice. 5) 30 Days to Leave Act- If you are here illegally you have thirty days to leave, no questions asked. After that, there is no more free education, healthcare or welfare and you will be put in jail. 5) Make English the Official Language. This should be a no brainer but your liberals in Congress keep this from happening because they need the votes of the illegals to win elections. 6) Win the War on Terror by any means possible, including reserving the right to turn Tehran into a glowing parking lot. 7) Limit the right to vote to only those people who pay taxes and can pass a test comprised of simple questions such as who is your Congressional Representative, your Senators, your Vice President. If you don't know these questions you are too stupid to vote, so go home and text your favorite idol. 8) Expedited Executions- Our courts and jails are too backed up. If you are sentenced to death, you get one appeal and after that death. Better yet, make it a Pay Per View event with all proceeds going to the victims family. 9) Tort Reform- It's time that we let Americans know that trial lawyers cost each and every family in our nation about three grand per year as the result of frivilous lawsuits. If you're not hurt, you can't sue and if you do and lose you not only pay but you go to jail for wasting our time and our money. 10) Pass the FairTax- Only an absolute moron wouldn't want to do something so simple that would have the biggest economic benefit in history.